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Ke$ha Had Sex With A Ghost
It would be really easy to say that Kesha is a vagrant cum soaked whore without one talented bone in her body; it would be really easy, but I’m classier than that. It would be easy to say that Kesha...
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Pam Anderson Impersonator Breastfeeds A Calf – Photo Evidence!
Sabrina Boing Boing; a sometime DJ, sometime Pam Anderson impersonator, sometime model, and ex Pussycat Doll, has caused quite the controversy in her native Brazil after posting pictures of herself...
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Eyeball Licking Is The New Second Base?!
The whole baseball sex analogy has always confused me. I can never figure out the middle bases. I get that 4th base homerun thing is intercourse, right? I mean, it has to be. First base, is probably...
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Sock Monkeys Doing The Kama Sutra!
The Sock Monkey Kama Sutra, a book that actually exists and can be purchased online, is the perfect gift for your girlfriend if she’s a manic pixie girl. A manic pixie girl, what the fuck is that?...
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Viagra Overdose Leads To Penis Amputation!
It’s been a really bad year for peen. Not a week goes by at Peeperz without at least one member of our staff having a nightmare about white fluffy dogs chowing down on testes, or a snake coming out of...
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Man Fucked More Than 1,000 Cars – Fetish Alert!
Ever since I saw a poster of a blonde bombshell straddling a lime green Kawasaki motorcycle hanging up in my brother’s bedroom, I knew that guys had a special relationship with motor vehicles. I just...
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Florida Woman Renews Marriage Vows To Bruce The Ferris Wheel
…Bruce the Ferris Wheel manager. I probably should have mentioned that in the headline. Psych, this crazy broad actually married a Ferris Wheel. The fact that she’s from Florida almost makes it too...
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Woman Attacks Lover’s Wife Mid-Anal Sex!
This case of anus interruptus is kind of difficult to follow at first, because usually it’s the injured party, i.e. the wife, that does the attacking and not the other way around, but there’s a first...
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Real Time Porn Search GIF Here To Screw With Your Sanity
Have you ever checked out PORNMD, The Pornhub Network’s porn search engine? It’s a nice way to search for ALL the porn. You can type in the most obscure bizarre shit and you’ll find a video to suit...
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A Bouncing Boob Castle For The Win!
Bouncing boobs. Bouncing boobs in a bouncing boob castle. So many boobs. So many bouncing boobs in the bouncing boob castle. Try to say that three times fast. It ain’t easy. And that’s coming from...
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Naked Friends Tasering Each Other For A Photoshoot Is The Best
Naked friends tasering each other for a photoshoot is the best thing to happen to the Internet. Haha, this brings me back to high school. It reminds of this contraption we had in science class: on one...
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The Holidays Are Weird: Christmas Twerk!
Christmas is the sexiest holiday. I know, you’d think it would be Valentine’s Day or Halloween, but it’s definitely Christmas. Halloween madness lasts about a week tops, from one weekend to the next...
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Fish Clamps On To Dude’s Nipple, Captured On Video!
I… I mean… I’m… I’m at a loss for words. What could I possibly say?! There are no tricks, this isn’t fake, it’s not a parody. This is in fact a video of a fish that jumps out of the water and clamps...
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Top 5: Bizarre Sex Toys That Will Give You Nightmares
Sex toys are the best invention. I don’t know what I would do without my favorite vibes. My orgasms would he harder to achieve and much less pleasurable, that’s for sure. Thankfully, I don’t have to...
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Top 5: Uniquely Terrifying Sex Inventions, Patent Edition!
I like to think of myself as a bit of an inventor. I’d like to be famous for improving someone else’s invention. Like the guy who thought about adding an intermittent setting to windshield wipers or...
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Sex News: Face-Recognition Porn, Sex Stores, & Sneezing Fetish
Oh man, I’ve been having weird dreams. I put a rock in my bikini bottoms so I could masturbate with it? I don’t know what my mind was trying to process with that one. Face-Recognition Porn Is Now a...
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Sex News: Porn Beer, Sailor Moon Fights STIs, & Racism In Porn
Porn Beer. Yes, You Read That Right. (TMR Zoo) “Now is time to enjoy a quality beer with your best source for adult entertainment,” said Alex Hawkins, a spokesman for xHamster. “When being among the...
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Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Dating Is The Weirdest Thing Ever!
I’ve never seen an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I’ve seen a million Scott Disick GIFs on Buzzfeed and although I’ve definitely never seen an episode of Shake It Up! I’ve been able...
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